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I like Brazil, you know ... It's the only country in the world that thinks it has first world quality, having a miserable system of, (forgive the most sensitive), last world.

Ah, this rich South American country, full of natural resources, seems to be the only South American country to have the capacity of mendingo. Is Brazil, the country, mendingo among the nations?

The general population, strutting through the big cities, is known throughout the world for good humor. I think this is already a badly-told Portuguese joke. Just a walk around the city of Bauru, to see that the Brazilian people having an example of this region walks with a closed face, as if they had just eat shit at breakfast.

Which in itself is already an obvious motive for fun.

In schools, we learned that the old teachers of our parents, and grandparents, were boring the students. This is due to a ridiculous educational system set up by a useless military government. Nowadays, we have evolved so much ... Today is the students who beat. This shows that education in this country is violence in itself.

The Brazilian is known for good humor for himself, just read our books of history (the story nowadays is devalued), that a nation sedimented by slavery, is nothing else but a nation without any ounce of humor (this explains the dung face they do). 

The only country in the world where public health workers who are paid to care for sick people are disrespectful, do not do the job, lousy service, inefficient and liars.

I speak from experience. God forbid that I should be sick.

 A country of this level should be more educated. But it is 500 years of splendid cradle. My God, what a bad Portuguese joke ... it seems like there's no end to it.